sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
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she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
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if you want your great gatsby themed party to be really authentic just make sure someone ends up dead on a mattress in the pool and everyone’s idea of the american dream is corrupted by wealth by the time it’s over
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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water
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